Look at this and imagine the hangover that I have right now.

Look at this and imagine the hangover that I have right now.

Takes huge bong hit. Mom calls. Answers call by mistake. Full out conversation.


“Am I in the camera? No! How about now?”

“Am I in the camera? No! How about now?”

(via hausofmelmoy)

My parents are gone and I’m having a party tonight you’re all invited

my thoughts during school

  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
  • me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: ugh

I basically jump down a flight of stairs if Gaga is mentioned on TV

Is Jamey’s sidewalk stone located in Buffalo NY?

0nestarrynight:

It’s like your own star on the hollywood blvd of north.. miss you baby. (Taken with instagram)

0nestarrynight:

It’s like your own star on the hollywood blvd of north.. miss you baby. (Taken with instagram)

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Why am I crying

Why am I crying

(via earthfan)

RELEVANT

RELEVANT

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